Of course, for my German-speaking fans, there's a list for you and a second page too.
A few of my favorites (though they're all great):
- Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
- The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
- Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
- Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
- Chuck Norris’ 5 o’clock shadow appears yesterday.