Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Chuck Norris' Tears Cure Cancer

I'd like to take it easy with my blogging today and simply highlight one of the links over there in the right column. The website is Chuck Norris Facts. Before you dismiss it because you've never liked his "acting", you should know the site doesn't list real facts about him, but hilarious lines about his bravery, strength, and ass-kicking lifestyle. The inventive lines are a funny read as long as you enjoy sarcastic exaggerations which in turn means you also have a sense of humor and a pulse. I kid, sort of.

Of course, for my German-speaking fans, there's a list for you and a second page too.

A few of my favorites (though they're all great):
  • Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
  • The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
  • Chuck Norris is the only person who can simultaneously hold and fire FIVE Uzis: One in each hand, one in each foot -- and the 5th one he roundhouse-kicks into the air, so that it sprays bullets.
  • Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
  • Chuck Norris’ 5 o’clock shadow appears yesterday.

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