I freely and openly admit to watching Billy Nye the Science Guy back in the day. It was on channel 13 - PBS where I was. PBS is like your people's WETA station here. Anyway, I read some great news the other day...Bill Nye got married! This should give you hope that if the omnidork can find his soulmate then you will too. He married a woman named Blair Tindall who is an oboist. That's a funny word to see in print. Something about the circular o, bottom part of the b, and then another o. I'm strange for noticing this.
I know you're thinking it too...she looks about his speed.
I really did get married to the woman I'm pointing to.