In light of MD basketball's academic eligibility issues with Chris McCray, someone on the MD message board posted this funny take on the "Real Men of Genius" ads:
Narrator: The University of Maryland Men's Basketball Team presents ... Real Men of Genius
Singer: Real Men of Genius!
Narrator: Today we salute you, Mr. Star athlete notorious class skipper
Singer: Mr. Star athlete notorious class skiiiiper!!
Narrator: Despite given a free education, you decided to keep it real and focus your time on a much greater endeavor: impregnating unattractive white women.
Singer: Daaaamn she ugly!!!
Narrator: Not only does your quickness, agility, and strength help you throw down monsterous dunks on the court, but also from avoiding and resisting arrest off the court on the weekends.
Singer: Pleeeeeease hold still sir!
Narrator: When it's all said and done, the only thing slower than your release is in fact your ability to compute simple arithmatic problems in pre-algebra on Tuesday mornings.
Singer: Wheeere's your tutor?
Narrator: So go to the bar and crack open another cold one with your teammates. And if some teacher aint given you your props, slap that bitch across the face and tell her "I'm from Maryland and nobody can teach me"
Singer: Mr. Star athlete notorious class skiiiper!