Your Daughter Has A Pumpkinhead

I did some midweek apple picking yesterday, since the previous 23 pounds were all gone. There weren't many truely tart apples left so I ended up with 29.5 pounds of empire apples. I figure a return trip is in order in 2 weeks when 2 more-pleasing tart varieties are ready for the picking. On the drive-in, I was passing an exiting car and said to my partner in crime, "wow, look at the pumpkin they've got in their back seat." As we got next to the car, I realized my mistake...it was their redheaded daughter. Her head really looked like a pumpkin because of the shadows. I will now take my foot out of my mouth.