A real "ya had to be there" story

I was at Target yesterday to get some assorted household items. After I bought my handsoap I went to another department and suddenly, I began swearing over and over again, then some other guys started swearing too. No, we weren't angry at anyone, we were just following the directions of the department's sign...MENSWEAR...so that's what we did.

Get it? Anyone? Hello?

Ok, so it's not as funny as when I made the joke that afternoon and yes, I'm really just buying time until I upload pictures from Sunday's visit to the Maryland State Fair so be kind to me.