Monday, March 03, 2008

Motorola RAZR Phone Calendar Predicts the End of Civilization

Because I was bored during yesterday's procrastination, I found that my Motorola RAZR's date book "only" goes until December 25, 2088, a Saturday. Somehow the phone knows that civilization will end on Jesus' birthday in 80 years. I can make an appointment until 11:59 PM, so at least those who celebrate Christmas have time to open their gifts. I will have already received my presents with Chanukah ending ten days earlier so I'm not too worried.


2 comments:

lacochran said...

Wait! Having seen this, are you not inclined to travel door to door spreading the word? You know...as a Motorola Witness?




Sorry.

Arjewtino said...

I'll be 113-years-old. Can't wait.