Saturday, June 28, 2008

Family Feud For Adults

I was just forwarded this email and asked to give my replies in Family Feud style so here's what I came up with...feel free to provide your own answers.

1-Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into?
Telephone booth (if they can find one these days)

2-What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready to go on a date?
Talking to her girlfriends about picking out clothes while putting on makeup

3- What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?
Mierda (1st word I learned in 7th grade Spanish class)

4- Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time?
Electric toothbrush (thanks Dad!)

5- Besides golfers, what is something you'd see on a golf course?
Weekend warriors and lots of NatureMade TripleFlex to sooth their joints (free product placement!)

6-Name a household chore you actually enjoy?
Making sure we receive every channel's signal (it's called flipping through the stations)

7-Name something you walk on:
Water (that's right I said it)

8-Name a place where you see nervous people:
Assassin's meeting

9-Name something that can be cherry flavored.
Underwear (I don't want to know if this is true)

10-Complete this phrase: "I'll never forget my first _____":
Pair of Charlie Brown glasses with Coke Bottle lenses

It's time to play the Feud!

11-Name another word for "Dad":

12-Name another word for "Mom":
“Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Momma! Momma! Momma!” -- Stewie from Family Guy

13-Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of:
Kids (is that a hint?)

14-What is the first part of a person's body to lose the war with gravity?
If he’s not, um, motivated, it’ll go down (time for that little blue pill)

15-Name something that is sold by the bunch:
Children (nope, not a typo)

16-What age would you retire if you had enough money?
Whatever age I am when you read this (if only)

17-Name something you'd find on a kitchen table:
Crumbs from my messy eating (it's hard to deny the truth)

18-Name something that rhymes with "dizzy":

19-Tell me how many people you kissed last New Year's Eve:
One of course

20-Name something you'd see in a jail cell:
Characters from “Oz” and images I don’t want burned into memory

21-Name an occupation where you might work all night?
Walking on 14th Street in DC waiting for out-of-town businessmen (that's why you don't have a receipt for your per diem)

Survey says.....???

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